Chelsea: "Hey! Who wants to play the Who Can Get Drunk the Quickest Game?" Caroline & Vicky: (in unison) MEEEEE!

Ahhhhhh, I do love my girls. Our philosophy regarding alcohol is there is no use in drinking if you don't want to get slammed. If I wanted to just sip on something, I could get a coke. If I wanted something to waste empty calories on, I could go somewhere and eat a good meal for a change. Beer is there to elevate you to that glorious stage of drunken revelry and I intend to use it to its full potential.

Enough with the AA talk. I was trying to decide if I should go back home this weekend or not. I havent told my parents about the visit, I was just going to drop in. If I forwarned them about the visit, they would most likely forbid me to come. And yes, my friends, it has happened before. Mom is aware she can only like/love me when I am four hours away. She doesn't want to disrupt the delicate balance of happiness we have right now. SIGH... maybe ill go home next week.